It was a typical relationship problem… but with a twist.
A woman told her boyfriend she’d leave him unless he got rid of his dog. Her reasoning? She hated his beloved beagle, Molly.
Now, if you’re a pet lover, you know there’s something truly special about those furry companions. They comfort us when we’re down, make us laugh, and become part of the family. But for this girlfriend, no amount of puppy love could change her mind.
As time went on, it became clear that she had no love for animals. Every time Molly was around, she made it known—loudly. And eventually, she made the ultimate demand: get rid of the dog, or I’m gone.
Imagine the shock this boyfriend must’ve felt. The woman he loved was asking him to choose between her and his dog of four years. It was an impossible decision, and one that led him to craft a response so perfect, it went viral.
Here’s how it went down: He created an ad, listing his girlfriend as if she were a pet for adoption. The headline? “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”
The ad didn’t hold back, poking fun at his girlfriend’s demanding nature with a humorously exaggerated description: “She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair… a little high maintenance. Sleeps all day, yaps all night. And will NEVER greet you after a long day.”
Then, the kicker: “Does not bite, but can be mean as hell! So, anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!!”
As far as we know, no one came forward to take the girlfriend home—but the man’s genius move did capture the internet’s attention.
The girlfriend, of course, was caught off guard. She didn’t expect this kind of response. But sometimes, the best way to handle unreasonable demands is with a little humor—and a lot of honesty.
So, what do you think? Should the boyfriend have stuck with his girlfriend, or did he make the right choice by sticking with Molly? Share your thoughts, and don’t forget to share this hilarious story with your friends! Let’s see how they’d handle this tough call.
