Dating can be unpredictable, but this woman’s experience? It’s beyond wild. Imagine sitting down for a nice dinner, enjoying a few oysters, and then—poof—your date disappears, leaving you with the check. That’s exactly what happened to TikTok user @equanaaa, and she shared the jaw-dropping story on TikTok that’s leaving everyone shocked.
So here’s the rundown: Equana was texting a guy for weeks. She was bored, had some time on her hands, and decided to meet up. They chose Fontaine’s Oyster House in Atlanta for the date. Oysters were on the menu, but little did he know, she was about to go all in. Instead of just one or two, she went for four plates—48 oysters in total. That’s a lot of slurping!
She filmed herself enjoying the feast, clearly loving every moment, and even joked about it, saying, “Baby, you invited me out—I’m going to eat!” But not everyone was a fan of her passion for oysters. Around the fourth plate, her date started giving her some strange looks. But Equana didn’t care. She was there for the oysters—and the seafood didn’t stop there. After finishing all 48, she moved on to potatoes and crab cakes.
@equanaaa #hebrokeyallendofstory #fontainesoysterhouse #oysters ♬ original sound – EquanaB
That’s when things took a bizarre turn. After devouring her meal, she was still hungry for more, but her date wasn’t. He excused himself to the bathroom and… never came back. Can you imagine? Sitting there, all alone, with a stack of empty oyster plates, and your date is nowhere to be found. Minutes turned into 20, then 30. She had no choice but to grab the tab and pay for her solo seafood feast.
What’s even more jaw-dropping? The guy messaged her afterward, offering to pay for the drinks, saying, “I offered to take you out for drinks, and you ordered all that food. I can Cashapp the total for the drinks.”
But it didn’t end there. The manager at Fontaine’s revealed this wasn’t the first time someone had gone overboard with the oysters, even mentioning a group of women who ordered six dozen oysters each. But even with all that, Equana’s case stands out. It’s a pretty unique—albeit messy—date night story.
@equanaaa Replying to @Beni Mils ♬ original sound – EquanaB
As for the people on TikTok? Most viewers were honestly a little on her date’s side, criticizing her choice to devour 48 oysters and making it clear that the loud slurping wasn’t the most pleasant sound. One commenter said, “Imagine listening to someone slurp 48 oysters.” Another added, “What’s worse—the 48 oysters as an appetizer or the insane slurping?” It seems that while some were laughing, others were just… cringing.
So what do you think? Was Equana’s date out of line for disappearing? Or did she go a bit overboard with the oysters? Either way, here’s hoping there’s a seafood-loving guy out there who can match her appetite for oysters. Share your thoughts in the comments—and don’t forget to tag a friend who loves oysters just as much!
